The Best Pubs in Toronto
- Posted by Frank
- Filed in Best of Toronto
- May 29, 2008
Being an inveterate drunk you'd think writing this post would be easy. I spend a lot of time in pubs 'Keeping a shine on the bar with the sleeves of my coat' but I realized during the writing process that putting in your time at pubs can be counter productive since, by the time you're done, you're not really in any condition to be critical of such places. You always leave with a slight wobble and a warm fuzzy feeling as you walk out the door .
It's once you walk out the door, alone into midnight and our cold common darkness, pulling your collar up in the way you'd imagine Tom Waits does (ah, you're such a romantic) that it hits you.
What really makes a great pub is staggering distance from your front door. Everyone has 'a local' they probably spend too much time in and although the wait staff may not know you by name there's a deep sense of connexion most people have with their neighbourhood watering hole because it encapsulates everything they love about the hood. And try as you might to try and sway any friends living in other neighbourhoods that your 'local' is better, they'd probably have strong opinions to the contrary.
In point of fact, there's only one pub that I've ever gone out of my way to visit: Pemblitt's/The Queen's Head in Cabbagetown. It made some of the best steak & kidney pie i've ever had, printed its menus in royal family memorabilia, had a blown out 60s era jag parked on the patio and was the sitting room (and basement) of a heritage victorian home. It's sadly long gone though.
All the pubs on this list do some descent nosh and pull a mean pint but what really makes them stand out is that they rep for their hoods and stand out as charming, comfortable places you can meet the locals (or get dragged to by friends living in those hoods) and feel at home.
The beauty of this list is that the #1 is actually called The Local and fully represents its community in exactly the way it should. It's artsy, soulful, a little frumpy, serves a decent burger, has the usual domestic & import suspects on tap, and it's a great place to catch the local colour inside or as they walk by on a Spring Saturday afternoon.
So if you ever find yourself a little parched and in any of these neighbourhoods, feel free to pull up a stool and start up a random chat with a stranger. You won't be disappointed.
Headline images from blogTO flickr pool members whogan & raveneye
The Local
If a pub should be a microcosm of the neighbourhood, then this west-end haunt hits the mark with a laid-back, arty, shabby chic vibe that is very, very Roncy. Import pints at the bar, local art on the walls, huge plate glass windows for people watching and plenty of foliage to hide your illicit tryst make this a fun place to chill and catch some live local tunes while noshing on some pub grub from the 'compact' menu. More...
Rebel House
This Rosedale beacon of insobriety offers a casual atmosphere with upscale cuisine. Rebel House acknowledges the past history of the neighbourhood while still representing the bourgeois tastes of the current denizens. Their website offers up daily menu specials which means you can ensure ahead of time you'll be well fed while you're busy plotting some civil unrest; although I strongly suspect that the only thing being 'foam'-mented here is the beer. More...
C'est What
This Front Street basement bar has been faithfully wrecking Toronto livers for decades and serving up some serious tunes along with the odd snack or two. Lousy with taps (35 at last count) serving a serious selection of domestic, import, local and in-house brews, scads of local and international artists (Jeff Buckley is rumoured to have played here early in his brief career) got their start stepping up to the mic at C'est What. Plenty of thoughtful, tasty takes on traditional pub grub are on offer so whatever you're hungry for, you can get your fill here. More...
Mill Street Brew Pub
Located in an area that's famous for its historical ties to 'spirits' Mill Street Brew Pub feels perfectly at home catering to tourists and the retail-therapy set while faithfully churning out quality brews next door which can be found in tap houses throughout our fair burgh. On a sunny day there are few places better in the city to soak up some sun and suds than the huge cobblestone patio listening to some live music and feeling a million miles from the 416. More...
The House on Parliament
A fantastic card of tasty nosh, (tops of which is the delicious pulled pork sandwich and fries) and some serious characters keep the peeps coming back to Cabbagetown to grab a pint, some food and some serious conversation. More...
The Longest Yard
If there had to be a sports bar to grace this list, it could only be The Longest Yard. Slightly less frat boy owing to its Mount Pleasant location, this pub offers all the pub standards (13 beers on tap and the traditional fare menu) with some surprises (16 wines by the glass and some fusion-y menu items) which means mom can drink her cares away on the sunny patio while dad watches the game on one of several flickering sets. There's even an autographed picture of Burt Reynolds gracing one of the walls! With irony, natch. More...
The Auld Spot Pub
My current Local and a Danforth stalwart for people seeking a little refuge of vice in the midst of all things hippy that flow in a steady stream from the Carrot Common across the street. Scottish in spirit but with a well traveled belly The Auld Spot has a decent pint selection and an eclectic menu. Your faves with a spin, a highlight is some of the plumpest, tastiest wings in the city (the honey hot being my current fave)...I think they're organic too...heh... More...
Brazen Head
I'm still convinced the name is a double entendre but it allegedly refers to an occult prophetic instrument and the second oldest pub in Oireland (or is it the one in Scotland...damn, there are more entendres than I thought). No barstool prophets here, this pub services the Liberty Village mediarati and condo set with heaps of hospitality (nothing more hospitable than the free oysters on Fridays) across two levels. More...
Paupers Pub
Located in the former home of an Annex CIBC with a vault you can book for some cozy company, this three floor pub run by the good Madison Ave mensches offers up standard pub fare to starving undergrads over three fantastic storeys including a huge rooftop patio. A great place to catch the game or a co-ed. There's even a frat boy doing live Billy Joel covers on weekends. More...
Betty's
A mandatory finish (eastbound at least) to any King St. pub crawl, the former 'Betty Ford Clinic' still proudly displays a blown-up version of the cease-and-desist order from the eponymous Rancho Mirage rehab centre that prompted the name change. Wasting the day washing down some grub with several pints on the shady garden patio is a excellent way to starting off your own pre-hab. More...
A Dark Horse
My old local and a wonderfully scruffy little pub on the fringes of Bloor West Village near Jane Station. It feels like what you'd imagine a blue-haired British gran's sitting room would feel like if she had cute, friendly waitresses in shorts skirts serving beer instead of tea and crumpets. A Dark Horse has a huge street side patio in the summer and a surprisingly edible (for a pub anyway) pad thai from the kitchen which makes for a veritable gastro-pastiche when accompanied by a Guinness chaser. More...
Fynn's of Temple Bar
Like the Unseelie Court or the mythical Brigadoon this pub seems to've appeared from the aether (minus Gene Kelly, natch) or more likely it was a re-branding exercise since it used to be part of the Finn McCool's franchise. Other pub references abound in the menu (The Brazen Head Lamb Shank anyone?) as well as Irish food names that have nothing to do with either Ireland or its cuisine. All of which gives Fynn's kind of a strange surreal quality like a police station in a Flan O'Brien novel. Still, can't really complain too much since they too serve free oysters on Friday afternoons. More...







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Any Pub that serves beer, is the best Pub
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